-when jeff told me my eyes looked green. I've never been more offended in all my life. MY EYES ARE BLUE!
-our waiter kinda sorta looking like George Clooney... And him kinda sorta knowing too. So I decided not to pay him that HUGE compliment of looking like George Clooney.
-pulling oats out of cupboard, lid comes off: oats spill everywhere. Sweep up oats. Putting garbage bag in garbage can, accidentally kick dustpan: oats go everywhere, again.
-so the honey trades an old golf club for a bran new one, barely paying anything. I was a little sad since it was still my birthday week. I know right?? How could he??
-spending ALL my birthday money on bras! Honey didn't believe me that they cost as much as they do... Most expensive one tally'ed to $79.00. I told honey he needed to "support" me... Haha do you get it?
-going to Costco with Mom and coming home with clothes not food. Priorities.
the part about the oats...i hate that! the part about the bras...they are SO expensive...the part about the golf clubs...i didn't get.
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